GPT-5 launches in open beta

April Fools! 🤠 If GPT-5 actually launched, none of us would have the brain capacity to enjoy this newsletter. We’d be too busy doing whatever AGI promises it can do.

But if you’re one to keep an eye on the news like me, it was a rough day for separating fact from fiction. Panic attacks aside, it’s always fun when brands and creators jump in on the fun.